Tea Time 三水話

                         A : 那日友人60大壽喜宴.喜宴上我們去看了一幅三水話.

                         B : 你那友人還真有格調.是元朝的畫?還是明朝的?            

                         A : 都不是.是身穿比基尼的辣妹秀.

                         B :  那跟山水畫扯遠了.

                         A :  才不呢.你看 台上舞的認真,汗水直流.

                                                  台下老友心急,口水自流                                                                

                                                  桌邊紅粉自嘆,淚水橫流.

                        B :  虧你的此三水話,還真勝那彼山水畫呢.